Name

Reason

Hypocrisy

It gets everywhere, and in everyone probably even me- I cant stand hypocrisy because its so pathetically obvious but also deviously subtle

Christianity

See Hypocrisy

Dance Music

I believe that human minds have evolved beyond this stupid, mass produced pile of excrement- it just makes stupid people happy

Stupid People

They are so damn annoying- they always think that they are intelligent and that every1 else isn’t. They get upset when u call them stupid but then go and do something else dumb.

Pop Music

See Dance Music

Teachers

This needs sub-catagories because not all teachers suck- some are genuinely interesting- however the following need special hateful mention:

Mrs Lumutenga

Mainly because she always used to give me bad marks in RE simply because I do not agree with Christianity- Since she stopped being my teacher, RE is one of my better subjects. She also makes snap judgements whilst not in possession of all the info.

Mr Lee

Because he is so ‘god’ damn annoying. He screams at people just because they get something wrong- surely then his teaching needs improving? He also says stupid little things and generally acts camp.

Dr. Sheppard

Well now- this certainly is one ‘interesting’ guy. He is extremely camp and cannot teach. He sets questions then expects you to have answered different ones- he tells stupid little stories about diving, brick laying and beating up pikeys- and generally is weird.

Camp People

Ok- I have no real problem with gay people- I just cant stand poncey freaks that talk in a dappy voice and act like a fool.

Athletics

Now then- I don’t mind sport- but athletics? Running for the sake of running? Jumping for no reason? It is so stupid and pointless.

Josh Pink

He has a stupid name which cant be real- he also is friends with Tom Long. He talks too fast and doesn’t know when to stop.

Tom Long

Um- he suffers from L.o.n.g (lack of normal genitals) –also see Camp People

Pikeys

They are so annoying! They think that they know everything and they are all dedicated slaves to the system. Also see Stupid People

People that claim not to hate anything

They are either liars, or are severely mentally challenged if they can just accept everything that the world’s cretins throw at them.

Poetry Analyists

Now then- as you may know, I am a keen poet. However, I cannot stand the kind of people that try to explain things like ‘how the poet is trying to use sound to convey….’ Because in my opinion they are just dumb fools who don’t wanna read it for what it is.

The system

Who doesn’t hate it? It’s terrible, they want everyone to be the same – trouble makers are ‘dealt with’ and all anomolies must be neutralised. Bring down the system.